Tuesday, March 11, 2003
ANTAGOZINE INBOX

New best spam ever. How can you beat a name like Tony Fred? And the mother "Devourse" the father? He must be the saddest child in Scotland (UK).

"DEAR: FRIEND.


GOOD DAY.

I AM MR TONY FRED I AM 14 YEARS OLD I LIVE IN LONDON (UK) BEFORE MY FATHERDIE,
NOW I LIVE WITH MY MOTHER IN INVERNESS SCOTLAND(UK) MY FATHER IS FROM LONDON
(UK) AND MY MOTHER IS FROM INVERNESS SCOTLAND(UK). MY LATE FATHER
MR FRED WAS AN ENGINEER IN LONDON (UK) BEFORE HE DIE IN A CAR ACEDENT LAST
YEAR JULY 5TH 2002. HE LEFT $50M ( FIVTY MILLION DOLLARS) IN HIS ACCOUNT
BEFORE HE DIE. THE $50M IS IN THE (FIRST UNION NATIONAL BANK-NA LONDON(UK)
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO COLLECT THE MONEY IN (FIRST UNION NATIONAL BANK-NA
LONDON (UK) BUT THE MD CEO MR LIAN JAMES ORRISS TOLD ME TO LOOK FOR SOME
BODY THAT IS OLD ENOUGH WHO WILL HELP ME COLLECT THE MONEY. I COULD HAVE
TOLD MY MOTHER TO COLLECT THE $50M BUT MY MOTHER AND FATHER HAS DEVOURSE
BEFORE MY FATHER DIE AND I DONT EVEN WANT MY MOTHER TO KNOW ABOUT IT. I JUST
WANT SOME BODY THAT IS OLD ENOUGH THAT WILL HELP ME COLLECT THE MONEY YOU
KNOW I AM TOO YOUNG TO TAKE CARE OF $50M. PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP IF YOU
CAN HELP ME COLLET THE MONEY FROM THE BANK I WILL GIVE YOU 40% OUT OF THE
TOTAL SUM AND TAKE 60%. I HAVE THE AFFIDAVITE OF CLAIMS THAT MAKES ME THE
INDEED BONIFIED NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE FATHER MR FRED WHICH I HAVE SHOW IT
TO THE MD CEO MR LIAN JAMES ORRISS. IF YOU CAN HELP ME I WILL CALL MD CEO
LIAN JAMES ORRISS. AND TELL HIM THAT I HAVE SEEN SOME ONE WHO IS GOING TO
HELP ME COLLECT THE $50M. AND I WILL GIVE YOU IS CONTACT SO THAT YOU CAN
CONTACT HIM TO ENABLE HIM TRANSFER THE $50M. INTO YOUR PROVIDED ACCOUNT
IMMEDAITLY YOU CONTACT HIM. IF YOU ARE INTRESTED TO HELP ME REPLY ME BACK
ON THIS E-MAIL :( t_f4777@hotmail.com )AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE CONTACT
OFMD CEO MR LIAN JAMES ORRISSI WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY. MAY
GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

BEST REGARDS

MR TONY FRED"